'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for this piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name "Laura Lou" written on it!' she snarled.
'Oh, that . . two weeks ago, when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.', he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation!'
Three days later, the same husband was watching a ballgame on TV when the Mrs. walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a cast iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he staggered upright & demanded: 'What the hell was that for?'
She replied: 'Your horse called!'
