Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: October 31st, 2013, 10:24 pm
There have been many jokes about dumb blondes.
This story is about a beautiful blonde (are'nt they all?) who is passionately in love with her husband. And what a husband, he gave her everything she could want, jewels, furs, etc. He even kept her from the foggy foggy dew several times a day.
But one day they had a blue, and she decided that he not only could sleep alone, but that she would go home to Mother. The next day she realised that not only was he being deprived, but she was, too! So she would go home and surprise him. Their reunion would be so beautiful, and they would never fight again.
She entered her home, and to her surprise she found half a dozen naked ladies queued up at the bedroom door. The now angry blonde pulled out a gun, and the ladies bolted, jumping out windows, running out the door, one hiding behind the couch, and another under the kitchen table.
When she entered the bedroom, she found her husband in bed with the woman next door, who, on seeing the angry blonde with a gun jumped out the window and ran home. The blonde was so upset that she decided to take her own life. Her husband begged forgiveness, saying he would never do it again.
I know you won`t , said the blonde as she put the gun to her head, you`re next!
This story is about a beautiful blonde (are'nt they all?) who is passionately in love with her husband. And what a husband, he gave her everything she could want, jewels, furs, etc. He even kept her from the foggy foggy dew several times a day.
But one day they had a blue, and she decided that he not only could sleep alone, but that she would go home to Mother. The next day she realised that not only was he being deprived, but she was, too! So she would go home and surprise him. Their reunion would be so beautiful, and they would never fight again.
She entered her home, and to her surprise she found half a dozen naked ladies queued up at the bedroom door. The now angry blonde pulled out a gun, and the ladies bolted, jumping out windows, running out the door, one hiding behind the couch, and another under the kitchen table.
When she entered the bedroom, she found her husband in bed with the woman next door, who, on seeing the angry blonde with a gun jumped out the window and ran home. The blonde was so upset that she decided to take her own life. Her husband begged forgiveness, saying he would never do it again.
I know you won`t , said the blonde as she put the gun to her head, you`re next!