But it appears that Hu's on third (given his stance and the contour of the grass). If Hu's on third, Watt's on first?
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: April 11th, 2014, 10:11 pm
by knitwit45
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Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: April 17th, 2014, 12:54 pm
by knitwit45
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Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: April 17th, 2014, 4:45 pm
by Rita Hayworth
Thanks for sharing this Knitty, I always loved a good laugh from anybody ... We all can use a good humor now and then!
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: April 28th, 2014, 10:36 pm
by CineMaven
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making tattooed hairy biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: May 12th, 2014, 5:19 am
by Fossy
Science Fact
If you took all the veins and all the arteries from your body and laid them end to end you would die.
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: May 13th, 2014, 4:03 am
by Fossy
I was in the lift, and when a lady with an ample bosom walked in, I could not help staring.
She said please press 1.
So I did.
When I came to she was gone.
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: June 17th, 2014, 8:58 pm
by Fossy
He—Hello, What`s your name?
She--!@#$%^&*
He—That`s an unusual name, you don`t hear that very often!
She—Actually I hear it every day!
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: June 19th, 2014, 11:30 pm
by CineMaven
LOL!!!
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: June 21st, 2014, 9:30 am
by moira finnie
Oh, that was rich. Thanks, Fossy and Masha for your contributions. You made me laugh pretty hard with each of your jests.
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: August 2nd, 2014, 5:52 pm
by Fossy
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England wins the World Cup."
"You crafty xxxxxx!" said the fairy.
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Posted: August 5th, 2014, 3:39 am
by Fossy
A man walked in to the pet shop and asked for ten bees.
The assistant put the bees in a jar.
The man paid for them, and turned to leave. He counted the bees and realised that a mistake had been made.
He returned to the assistant and told her that there were eleven bees in the jar.