Gambling can be dangerous
Posted: May 16th, 2007, 2:30 am
Personal and Confidential
To: Dean M. Finnie
CC'd: Professor Klondike
From: LzCutter, Head of Film Restoration and Preservation
Subject: Gambling Jones
Dear Dean,
I have just gotten off the phone with my brother Billy. You know him better as Judge Priest.
We may have a problem on our hands.
Seems Filmlover, Matthelm and Rusty have been hanging out down at the motor pool picking up gambling tips from Bill D. and Big Boy Williams.
Well, I guess the lads were flush with knowledge and feeling their oats. According to my bro, Billy, the lads got into a card game with the Big Mick.
To their credit, Billy says the game started off friendly enough (He was there, it being payday and all).
However, Filmlover was soon on a winning streak and the lads didn't seem to understand the underlying rule of the game, Let the Big Mick win.
Flush with a winning streak, there was no stopping him and he cleaned Lonnigan's wallet out. Lonnigan is now reportedly looking for Filmlover's head on a stick (and I mean that literally).
The boys down at the Motor Pool have suggested contacting Henry Gondorf for assistance.
Can we use Sheldrake's slush fund dollars to pay for Gondorf to take the 20th Century Limited to New York and then the train up here?
If yes, I will ask MrsL to prepare her finest suite for him.
Please advise as quickly as possible as the Judge thinks Filmlover's days may be numbered.
Please advise.
To: Dean M. Finnie
CC'd: Professor Klondike
From: LzCutter, Head of Film Restoration and Preservation
Subject: Gambling Jones
Dear Dean,
I have just gotten off the phone with my brother Billy. You know him better as Judge Priest.
We may have a problem on our hands.
Seems Filmlover, Matthelm and Rusty have been hanging out down at the motor pool picking up gambling tips from Bill D. and Big Boy Williams.
Well, I guess the lads were flush with knowledge and feeling their oats. According to my bro, Billy, the lads got into a card game with the Big Mick.
To their credit, Billy says the game started off friendly enough (He was there, it being payday and all).
However, Filmlover was soon on a winning streak and the lads didn't seem to understand the underlying rule of the game, Let the Big Mick win.
Flush with a winning streak, there was no stopping him and he cleaned Lonnigan's wallet out. Lonnigan is now reportedly looking for Filmlover's head on a stick (and I mean that literally).
The boys down at the Motor Pool have suggested contacting Henry Gondorf for assistance.
Can we use Sheldrake's slush fund dollars to pay for Gondorf to take the 20th Century Limited to New York and then the train up here?
If yes, I will ask MrsL to prepare her finest suite for him.
Please advise as quickly as possible as the Judge thinks Filmlover's days may be numbered.
Please advise.