MARTY tonight. "A college girl -- one step from the street!" One of my top ten films, Aunt Catherine had many of the funniest lines. When she talked about her daughter in law- "She's a witch, that one! You know what she did to me yesterday, she gimme the evil eye!" "I'm 56 ...

And her husband is that skinny little fellow?

So it don't make a difference if you look like a gorilla

The Stardust Ballroom, it's loaded with tomatoes

That Mickey Spillane, he sure could write

I could see Ben as Fozzie.

Also Rizzo the Rat.

How about The Count for Eddie?

I went to college at NYU. I'm sure Marty's mother and aunt would have been horrified, lol.

Ben introducing MARTY: "Marty is a non-traditional character, gap-toothed..."

Yes, wasn't it convenient to have Ernest Borgnine in the role since he was born with that particular dental feature.

Geez, get that Muppet replacement in for this smug, out-of-control nepo baby STAT!

Pick 'em!

MARTY tonight.

"A college girl -- one step from the street!"

"You know how to whistle, don't you, my lord? Just put your lips together and blow!"

At this juncture I say remove all five hosts and replace them with Muppets.

Agree, LostHorizons. "Hit your lights!" Ugh.

They seem so besotted by it all. "Look how much fun we're having as the guardians of classic film!" It comes across in equal amounts adolescent, crass, pretentious, embarrassing, gauche, hyper-corporate, and just plain stupid.

Liam, you won't be sorry.

Wait, let me put that another way. You'll be sorry but in a good way!

"Future events will affect us in the future"

"Someone visiting? That would imply visitors"

"I saw a flying saucer" -- "You mean the kind from up there?"

THE RETURN OF DRACULA -- clever vampiric version of Hitchcock's SHADOW OF A DOUBT. Mysterious relative visits family back home where the young female member, bored with her small-town life, idolizes the uncle/cousin but slowly comes to realize this person is not what he seems. Nifty "updates&qu...

It can all come out in the open now. I have been infatuated with Dudley Manlove as the alien Eros in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE for decades. Seeing this Ed Wood classic again, my emotions are still the same. Dudley's famous radio voice sends tingles down my spine with every stupid line of dialogue. &qu...

I hate it!