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The interleague play goes against my grain too, JJ, They shouldn’t even have a National league and an American League. What’s the difference? Same with football I guess. But I Love baseball, all baseball fans Love baseball. It’s the rhythm of the game. I do like a lot of the new rules. I don’t like ...

Oh wait, I remember now. Some folks are sticklers for staying on topic. Jimi and Willy are not really sports figures, but I have a feeling the two wouldn’t mind a bit if they were made sport of.

Wow, didn’t know any of that. Thanks. I also like a lot the Willy DeVille version, with the Spanish thing going on.

Oh yeah, i forgot dog number two. When was the last time you heard somebody say ‘I stepped in a dog number two’?

Or like The Rolling Stones song — Got to scrape that number two right off my shoe?

Right, Thompson, take a look at all the other expressions— I don’t give a s***, No s***, Tastes like s***, Smells like s***, The whole world has gone to s***. You are full of s*** You shitting me man? Don’t give me that s***. It goes on and on. Nobody says number two or poop. So I think that word s*...

No, and you don’t say ‘oh I’m going to go do a number two’, nobody says that. Right? Yeah, nobody says poop either. Sometimes people will use ‘bathroom’ , then you just have to guess if it’s number one or number two. You see what I’m saying? I can’t imagine anybody (well maybe not some polite girls)...

I understand to a point the censorship thing, because it can go a bit far. But we all like to say what’s on our minds. Like to ‘get it out’. You really can’t say ‘this guy is full of poop’, because he really is full of s***, that kind of thing. Nobody says that guy is full of poop.

Laffite, he’s a big sports fan, and old as all get out I would guess. How you making out, Laffite? The Texas Rangers sure made a name for themselves last season. Bochy and Maddux make a good duo.

jamesjazzguitar wrote: ↑October 24th, 2023, 10:02 am Well at least the cheating Houston Astros are out.

If AZ beats Philly in game 7, that would be something.

James Jazz Guitar. How you making out man? I was listening to some Jimi Hendrix the other day, and I thought about you. Let’s see, yeah the song was Hey Joe. He wrote that song, no?

So there you have it. Life is a hard road. But it can be a lot of fun too.

I have a dog now, his name is Chester. He’s a big ol’ Pitt bull with shark eyes and exceptionally good breath. I guess he’s a dark brown, you (I) can only see that color when the sun shines on him just so. Otherwise he looks black. He just appeared one day and wagged his tail and smiled.

No, sorry. That’s okay, I like to cuss is all. However, I’ve been practicing talking to myself without sound. David Goodis did that. I gotta go back to him. I’ve noticed that it ticks a lot of people off when you talk to them without sound. Makes them squirm.

har har. Is Johnny Guitar Watson (his name won’t come up either) still on board? Some of the names look familiar. Masha.

Now can you say s*** and damn and f*** this and that?

Looks like it.

They kicked me out of The Modern Drunkard Magazine forum. I was too drunk I guess, or didn’t play by the rules. I never liked to play by the rules. There was a noir a few weeks ago, shoot, the title won’t come up, that I thought was really good. Glad to be back.