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- August 15th, 2014, 5:01 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
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Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? Why do banks leave vault doors open, and chain pens to the counter? Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darke...
- August 14th, 2014, 5:55 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?
- Replies: 8122
- Views: 1776066
Re: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?
I have just revisited Double Harness . Originally I thought that, although beautiful, Ann Harding was a bit of a cold fish. That has not changed. Nevertheless I found the movie enjoyable. I think the show would perhaps have been better if she had shown more distress when she had appeared to have los...
- August 14th, 2014, 5:29 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
- August 14th, 2014, 5:27 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world
Then He made the world round
Then He made the world round
- August 12th, 2014, 6:03 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Some Things I Know About You 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a N...
- August 12th, 2014, 5:59 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
The Answers 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: Johnny, of course 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? ...
- August 12th, 2014, 5:56 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
"A Test for the Grey Matter" 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers .....What does he...
- August 12th, 2014, 5:51 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Someone's having a birthday!
- Replies: 1532
- Views: 435691
Re: Someone's having a birthday!
Thank you for the kind words. I don`t feel old, but on the other hand I don`t look much like that anymore.>
- August 10th, 2014, 4:25 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
- August 5th, 2014, 3:39 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
A man walked in to the pet shop and asked for ten bees. The assistant put the bees in a jar. The man paid for them, and turned to leave. He counted the bees and realised that a mistake had been made. He returned to the assistant and told her that there were eleven bees in the jar. Yes, said the shop...
- August 4th, 2014, 7:10 pm
- Forum: The People of Film
- Topic: *CANDIDS*
- Replies: 14682
- Views: 6019122
Re: *CANDIDS*
A lovely picture of Anita Page, one of my favourites. I have seventeen of her movies. Although she is only listed as the star in one of her movies, she was probably in the top three in most of them. One movie I have not seen is her appearance as Elizabeth Frankenstein in the movie Frankenstein Risin...
- August 4th, 2014, 6:39 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Just Who Is The Star?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 11236
Just Who Is The Star?
I have just watched a couple of early movies. The Coast Patrol (1925) According to IMDB Fay Wray in her first Feature length movie is number three on the cast list, but on the DVD cover she is number one. A silent movie about smugglers and an undercover operative of The Coast Patrol who sets out to ...
- August 2nd, 2014, 6:13 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Someone's having a birthday!
- Replies: 1532
- Views: 435691
Re: Someone's having a birthday!
Happy Birthday Fernando and Moira. Of course a lady`s age is never mentioned but reaching the ton is a really great achievement.
- August 2nd, 2014, 5:52 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
- Replies: 882
- Views: 276011
Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that particular wish." "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England wins the World Cup." "You...
- July 20th, 2014, 4:42 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: 'Round the World Weather Report
- Replies: 1878
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Re: 'Round the World Weather Report
This morning the temperature dropped to 7C (44.6F). The coldest morning since 1947.