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by Fossy
August 15th, 2014, 5:01 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke? Why do banks leave vault doors open, and chain pens to the counter? Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage? EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darke...
by Fossy
August 14th, 2014, 5:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?
Replies: 8122
Views: 1776066

Re: WHAT FILMS HAVE YOU SEEN LATELY?

I have just revisited Double Harness . Originally I thought that, although beautiful, Ann Harding was a bit of a cold fish. That has not changed. Nevertheless I found the movie enjoyable. I think the show would perhaps have been better if she had shown more distress when she had appeared to have los...
by Fossy
August 14th, 2014, 5:29 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
by Fossy
August 14th, 2014, 5:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world

Then He made the world round
by Fossy
August 12th, 2014, 6:03 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

Some Things I Know About You 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a N...
by Fossy
August 12th, 2014, 5:59 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

The Answers 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: Johnny, of course 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? ...
by Fossy
August 12th, 2014, 5:56 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

"A Test for the Grey Matter" 1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child's name? 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers .....What does he...
by Fossy
August 12th, 2014, 5:51 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Someone's having a birthday!
Replies: 1532
Views: 435691

Re: Someone's having a birthday!

Thank you for the kind words. I don`t feel old, but on the other hand I don`t look much like that anymore.>
by Fossy
August 5th, 2014, 3:39 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

A man walked in to the pet shop and asked for ten bees. The assistant put the bees in a jar. The man paid for them, and turned to leave. He counted the bees and realised that a mistake had been made. He returned to the assistant and told her that there were eleven bees in the jar. Yes, said the shop...
by Fossy
August 4th, 2014, 7:10 pm
Forum: The People of Film
Topic: *CANDIDS*
Replies: 14682
Views: 6019122

Re: *CANDIDS*

A lovely picture of Anita Page, one of my favourites. I have seventeen of her movies. Although she is only listed as the star in one of her movies, she was probably in the top three in most of them. One movie I have not seen is her appearance as Elizabeth Frankenstein in the movie Frankenstein Risin...
by Fossy
August 4th, 2014, 6:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Just Who Is The Star?
Replies: 1
Views: 11236

Just Who Is The Star?

I have just watched a couple of early movies. The Coast Patrol (1925) According to IMDB Fay Wray in her first Feature length movie is number three on the cast list, but on the DVD cover she is number one. A silent movie about smugglers and an undercover operative of The Coast Patrol who sets out to ...
by Fossy
August 2nd, 2014, 6:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Someone's having a birthday!
Replies: 1532
Views: 435691

Re: Someone's having a birthday!

Happy Birthday Fernando and Moira. Of course a lady`s age is never mentioned but reaching the ton is a really great achievement.
by Fossy
August 2nd, 2014, 5:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sailor walks into a bar . . .
Replies: 882
Views: 276011

Re: Sailor walks into a bar . . .

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that particular wish." "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England wins the World Cup." "You...
by Fossy
July 20th, 2014, 4:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: 'Round the World Weather Report
Replies: 1878
Views: 424326

Re: 'Round the World Weather Report

This morning the temperature dropped to 7C (44.6F). The coldest morning since 1947.