Humorous Memes

[Masha]

[Masha]

[Masha]

[Dargo]

Missed their flight...



Made their flight...



(...and so why one should always arrive early for their flights)

[laffite]

I bought a shirt that seem to have permanent static electricity.

I took it back to the store to return it

..

..

They gave me another one with no charge

[Masha]

[jimimac71]

Welcome Back! I missed you, but not by much. <giggles>

[laffite]

Why do you keep insisting that I am

obsessed with astronomy?

It's driving me nuts.

What planet are you on anyway?

[Dargo]

Welcome Back! I missed you, but not by much. <giggles>

Reminds me of that old joke about what Wernher von Braun's schoolteacher once said to him:

"Herr von Braun! Do you know you've missed school three times this week?!"

(...young Wernher's reply: "Yah, I know Herr Teacher, but only by a few hundred metres und I'm getting closer with each new launch!")

[jimimac71]

With my eyesight Dargo, I couldn't hit a barn if I was in it.
As a baseball player, I can strike myself out.

[Dargo]

(...although I've always preferred to think of it as having more "a healthy sense of suspicion")

[Masha]

[TikiSoo]

[Dargo]

Hmmm...I wonder why I'm now suddenly thinking of that Tina Fey movie 'Mean Girls'?

(...and the word "antecedent"?)

[Masha]