> Spread the Stupidity
>
> Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
> the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
> can buy cigarettes at the front.
>
> Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
>
> Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
>
> Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
>
> Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
>
> Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
> process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
> 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>
> Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> lettering.
>
> EVER WONDER ....
>
> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
>
> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
>
> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
>
> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
>
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
>
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>
> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?
>
> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
> don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Whydon't sheep shrink when it rains?
>
> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>
> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
>
> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
This is one I'm adding of my own . . . Why do they put automatic lock buttons on keys for convertibles?
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Anne