Humorous Memes

[jimimac71]

Yup, (I'm Just A) Redneck in a Rock and Roll Bar.
Last song in list.
The SF Giant's TV announcers would say, "You've got a great Uni and a great Lid."
Columbo was on TV yesterday (in England).
He referred to the hood of the car and even jimimac71 knows its the bonet.
(Or bonnet)
The aluminum hat is to keep the cellular cooties away.
The Jerry Reed song was the B side of the 45 "East Bound and Down."
(From Smokey and the Bandit)
Right String But the Wrong Yo Yo?

[Masha]

This is sick, twisted and evil. I love it!

[Dargo]

From what I've heard, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would've immediately bought into this sort of thing, anyway.

[Dargo]

And now for another, ahem, journey down fractured lyrics lane...

[jimimac71]

The Green Berets is on TCM as we speak.

[Masha]

[jimimac71]

Even though I know the actual lyrics to this song from the Internet, what I hear is still different.
"I'm no talking bout ......"

[Masha]

[ElCid]

The Green Berets is on TCM as we speak.

Your Point?

[Dargo]

Even though I know the actual lyrics to this song from the Internet, what I hear is still different.
"I'm no talking bout ......"

And now reminding me of the alternate lyrics a high school buddy of mine put to the 1966 Dusty Springfield hit, "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" (aka, "Believe Me")

It went:

You don't have to say you love me
Just take off your clothes

You don't have to hold it for me
I know where it goes

Relieve me
Relieve me
RELIEVE ME

(...funny the stuff we remember from our high school years, isn't it...can't remember the first thing about Trigonometry anymore, but somehow I sure can remember THIS!!!) LOL

[Dargo]

The Green Berets is on TCM as we speak.

Your Point?

Saaay, come to think of it here, I wonder if anyone has ever put alternate lyrics to that Sgt. Barry Sadler hit song???

(...probably wouldn't be all that funny though, and considering parodying the death and destruction of war is usually a tough thing to do, huh...uh-huh, kind'a like Nazi jokes...REALLY tough to pull off!) LOL

[Dargo]

OOOO-kay, and now moving on here...well, kind'a sort'a anyway...

[jimimac71]

The Green Berets is on TCM as we speak.

Your Point?

Refers to me calling laffite's beret a hat.
It's on the previous page.
Masha's meme started it.
"I MIGHT BE PICTURING YOU ON FIRE."
Too bad the posts aren't numbered.

[jimimac71]

While at our adult beverage store, I found KHOR Vodka.
Officially, KHORTYTSA.
Vodka from the Ukraine.

Now how would it be pronounced as a radio station?

[Masha]